Thursday, August 28, 2014

jeffgerstmann:

My client, Dr. Tracksuit, is preparing to set up shop in Seattle this weekend.

HE’S BEEN ALL OVER HELPING PEOPLE! (sniff)

I hope he wins that big PAX Royal Rumble and gets his WrestleMania Title Shot at Brock Lesnar.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014
janelsantacruz:

The Michael Keaton episode was on earlier today. Day saved. #EverySimpsonsEver

"Marge, this is the God’s truth: I burned the mural, but I did not burn Skinner’s car."

janelsantacruz:

The Michael Keaton episode was on earlier today. Day saved. #EverySimpsonsEver

"Marge, this is the God’s truth: I burned the mural, but I did not burn Skinner’s car."

Tuesday, August 26, 2014
mlb:

This is Masahiro Tanaka saying Hello Kitty before the Yankees game. You are welcome. 

I’m just creeped out by this.

mlb:

This is Masahiro Tanaka saying Hello Kitty before the game. You are welcome.

I’m just creeped out by this.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Maria Bamford is one of the top comedians in the country, but like many other people she suffers from bipolar disorder. Maria has discovered a website that helps her cope with the stigma of treating mental illness by using humor and community.

(Source: zerosara)

Friday, August 22, 2014

doctorwho:

"No sir, all THIRTEEN!"

Watch Peter Capaldi’s first scene as the Twelfth Doctor in ‘The Day of the Doctor’. [x]

Mark out moment when this occurred.

Thursday, August 21, 2014
danagould:

Two years ago, I was performing at The Punchline in San Francisco, and Robin came to the show with our mutual friend, Dan Spencer.
This particular batch of material was the first time I had touched upon my then still-fresh divorce wounds, and big chunks of it were pretty dark. The next day, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. Whoever it was had obviously been to the show and knew my number, so I figured they would reveal themselves at some point and save me the embarrassment of asking who they were.
The Mystery Texter asked how I was REALLY doing. “You can’t fool me. Some of those ‘jokes’ aren’t ‘jokes.” By now I knew that whoever this was had been through what I was enduring, as no one else would know to ask, “What time of day is the hardest?”
He wanted to know how my kids were handling it, all the while assuring me that the storm, as bleak as it was, would one day pass and that I was not, as I was then convinced, a terrible father for visiting a broken home upon my children.
I am not rewriting this story in retrospect to make it dramatic. I did not know who I was texting with. Finally, my phone blipped, and I saw, in a little green square, “Okay, pal. You got my number. Call me. I’ve been there. You’re going to be okay. - Robin.”
That is what you call a human being.

danagould:

Two years ago, I was performing at The Punchline in San Francisco, and Robin came to the show with our mutual friend, Dan Spencer.

This particular batch of material was the first time I had touched upon my then still-fresh divorce wounds, and big chunks of it were pretty dark. The next day, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize. Whoever it was had obviously been to the show and knew my number, so I figured they would reveal themselves at some point and save me the embarrassment of asking who they were.

The Mystery Texter asked how I was REALLY doing. “You can’t fool me. Some of those ‘jokes’ aren’t ‘jokes.” By now I knew that whoever this was had been through what I was enduring, as no one else would know to ask, “What time of day is the hardest?”

He wanted to know how my kids were handling it, all the while assuring me that the storm, as bleak as it was, would one day pass and that I was not, as I was then convinced, a terrible father for visiting a broken home upon my children.

I am not rewriting this story in retrospect to make it dramatic. I did not know who I was texting with. Finally, my phone blipped, and I saw, in a little green square, “Okay, pal. You got my number. Call me. I’ve been there. You’re going to be okay. - Robin.”

That is what you call a human being.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014
"Spadola will come back to haunt the Jets someday." #bookit

"Spadola will come back to haunt the Jets someday." #bookit

#timehop Happy Anniversary Mr. Akin.

#timehop Happy Anniversary Mr. Akin.

Monday, August 18, 2014

(CHEERS!)

(Source: -teesa-)